Pogdagwit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing spider.

Pogdagwit created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogdagwit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pogdagwit, he will ignore you.

Pogdagwit's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Pogdagwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat spinach.