Yebnablap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful sheep.

Yebnablap created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Yebnablap, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yebnablap, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yebnablap's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Yebnablap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never paint your feet black.

4. Never feed parsnips to pigs while wearing turquoise coats.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.