Bansitpak is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, grumpy mongoose.

Bansitpak created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bansitpak, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bansitpak, she will turn you into a worm.

Bansitpak's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bansitpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt grasshopers.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not covet oxen.