Ragpitmeg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust sheep.

Ragpitmeg created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragpitmeg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ragpitmeg, she will turn you into a dog.

Ragpitmeg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ragpitmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention monkeys.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. You must love Ragpitmeg.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not shave your face.