Sogfutmot is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring hare.

Sogfutmot created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogfutmot, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sogfutmot, he will destroy your home planet.

Sogfutmot's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sogfutmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Hide from white bats for they are unholy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.