Kadcapyart is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful pig.

Kadcapyart created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadcapyart, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kadcapyart, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kadcapyart's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Kadcapyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kadcapyart.

4. Worship no other gods but Kadcapyart.

5. Never go into blue rooms.