Vogbustail is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, quiet dingo.

Vogbustail created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogbustail, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vogbustail, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vogbustail's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vogbustail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vogbustail's name in vain.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always help sick seals.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not kill horses.