Sattifrot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, irritating bird.

Sattifrot created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sattifrot, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sattifrot, he will not care.

Sattifrot's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Sattifrot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Sattifrot on top of all buildings.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.