Sigfabcid Lipveenveg is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, awe-inspiring zebra.

Sigfabcid Lipveenveg created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Sigfabcid Lipveenveg, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sigfabcid Lipveenveg, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sigfabcid Lipveenveg's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Sigfabcid Lipveenveg's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Never paint your hands cyan.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sigfabcid Lipveenveg.