Armzagnil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, loving elephant.

Armzagnil created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armzagnil, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Armzagnil, she will turn you into a sheep.

Armzagnil's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Armzagnil's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Armzagnil.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Always help sick snakes.

5. Always obey Armzagnil's priests.