Rull is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, wise manatee.

Rull created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rull, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rull, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rull's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Rull's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Never hurt voles.

4. Never think ill of sick turtles.

5. Do not jump in public.