Busmisfar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, witless tortoise.

Busmisfar created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busmisfar, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Busmisfar, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Busmisfar's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Busmisfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt rats.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.