Pidhakteencenligbus Jadvenfar is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful squirrel.

Pidhakteencenligbus Jadvenfar created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidhakteencenligbus Jadvenfar, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pidhakteencenligbus Jadvenfar, she will remove you from existence.

Pidhakteencenligbus Jadvenfar's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Pidhakteencenligbus Jadvenfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt seals.

2. Run away if four snails approach from the north.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.