Satrulbag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, able squid.

Satrulbag created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Satrulbag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Satrulbag, he will turn you into a sheep.

Satrulbag's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Satrulbag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not take Satrulbag's name in vain.