Parkfigfas Hivmispid is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, capable unicorn.

Parkfigfas Hivmispid created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Parkfigfas Hivmispid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Parkfigfas Hivmispid, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Parkfigfas Hivmispid's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Parkfigfas Hivmispid's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always help squirrels.