Bonkartrat Nellyimyatt Wegrullrull is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow jackal.

Bonkartrat Nellyimyatt Wegrullrull created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkartrat Nellyimyatt Wegrullrull, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bonkartrat Nellyimyatt Wegrullrull, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bonkartrat Nellyimyatt Wegrullrull's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bonkartrat Nellyimyatt Wegrullrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always pray immersed in water.