Kopfidflab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, prudent coyote.

Kopfidflab created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopfidflab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kopfidflab, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kopfidflab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Kopfidflab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.