Geptofing is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, amazing human.

Geptofing created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Geptofing, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Geptofing, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Geptofing's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Geptofing's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of monkeys.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always help nematodes.

5. Do not commit murder.