Jamdag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, deceitful coyote.

Jamdag created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamdag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jamdag, she will make you grow a tail.

Jamdag's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Jamdag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Jamdag seven times a day.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Run away if five grasshopers approach from the east.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.