Tigwannut is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unfair raven.

Tigwannut created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Tigwannut, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tigwannut, it will manifest in front of you.

Tigwannut's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Tigwannut's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.