Kenvaghom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty toad.

Kenvaghom created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kenvaghom, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kenvaghom, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Kenvaghom's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Kenvaghom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Kenvaghom on top of all buildings.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always help badgers.