Citlogquam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome raven.

Citlogquam created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Citlogquam, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Citlogquam, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Citlogquam's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Citlogquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.