Mobontcephognartnur is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever salamander.

Mobontcephognartnur created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobontcephognartnur, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mobontcephognartnur, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Mobontcephognartnur's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Mobontcephognartnur's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.