Sadtinzim Gutpasyarvontailsidstikjop Loopnarltin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, emotional penguin.

Sadtinzim Gutpasyarvontailsidstikjop Loopnarltin created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadtinzim Gutpasyarvontailsidstikjop Loopnarltin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sadtinzim Gutpasyarvontailsidstikjop Loopnarltin, it will turn you into a hamster.

Sadtinzim Gutpasyarvontailsidstikjop Loopnarltin's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Sadtinzim Gutpasyarvontailsidstikjop Loopnarltin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sadtinzim Gutpasyarvontailsidstikjop Loopnarltin's priests.

2. Never paint your head cyan.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never hurt birds.

5. Never talk about gravity.