Bisscissdib Omintagfab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered warg.

Bisscissdib Omintagfab created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bisscissdib Omintagfab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bisscissdib Omintagfab, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bisscissdib Omintagfab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bisscissdib Omintagfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of foxes.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not trade with those who eat melons.