Himnatdut is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous goat.

Himnatdut created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himnatdut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Himnatdut, she will laugh at you.

Himnatdut's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Himnatdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help sick rats.