Gigfabken is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless salamander.

Gigfabken created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigfabken, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gigfabken, he will strike you with lightening.

Gigfabken's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Gigfabken's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gigfabken.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Never mention bats.