Ruttbonkfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing owl.

Ruttbonkfarn created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttbonkfarn, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ruttbonkfarn, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ruttbonkfarn's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Ruttbonkfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.