Stigmotster is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, kind raven.

Stigmotster created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigmotster, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stigmotster, he will turn you into a mole.

Stigmotster's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Stigmotster's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels in need.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always obey Stigmotster's priests.