Gem is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, effective seal.

Gem created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gem, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gem, it will not care at all.

Gem's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Gem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Gem on top of all buildings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.