Listbumwanfatwap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying gnu.

Listbumwanfatwap created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listbumwanfatwap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Listbumwanfatwap, she will jump up and down on your head.

Listbumwanfatwap's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Listbumwanfatwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow rings.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Listbumwanfatwap.

3. Listbumwanfatwap must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not take Listbumwanfatwap's name in vain.