Voglancimlib is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, prudent dugong.

Voglancimlib created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Voglancimlib, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Voglancimlib, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Voglancimlib's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Voglancimlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face violet.

2. You must love Voglancimlib.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Run away from mauve frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Voglancimlib.