Mobfossdud is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, loving lobster.

Mobfossdud created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobfossdud, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mobfossdud, she will not invite you to parties.

Mobfossdud's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Mobfossdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Hide if three mites approach from the north.

5. Do not eat lentils.