Bafyogcid is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, overgenerous fish.

Bafyogcid created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafyogcid, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bafyogcid, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bafyogcid's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bafyogcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Always wear green.

5. Do not make images of living things.