Arftabzen is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, generous yak.

Arftabzen created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Arftabzen, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Arftabzen, he will laugh at you.

Arftabzen's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Arftabzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always take life seriously.