Faghudbotpod is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent otter.

Faghudbotpod created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Faghudbotpod, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Faghudbotpod, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Faghudbotpod's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Faghudbotpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Faghudbotpod loves manatees, so they must be respected.