Wigfatliggad is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, awesome bird.

Wigfatliggad created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wigfatliggad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wigfatliggad, it will have a low opinion of you.

Wigfatliggad's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Wigfatliggad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six foxes approach from the east.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Always look after injured tortoises.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Hide if nine seals approach from the north.