Pidfebflab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, impressive eagle.

Pidfebflab created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidfebflab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pidfebflab, she will manifest in front of you.

Pidfebflab's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Pidfebflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pidfebflab.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.