Lendutpashas is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, selfish dog.

Lendutpashas created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lendutpashas, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lendutpashas, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Lendutpashas' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Lendutpashas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to bats while wearing cyan shoes.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never jump near goats.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear pink boots.