Hudceprag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, loving owl.

Hudceprag created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudceprag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hudceprag, she will make you grow a tail.

Hudceprag's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Hudceprag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange voles for they are unholy.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always obey Hudceprag's priests.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.