Janfubmap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident slug.

Janfubmap created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janfubmap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Janfubmap, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Janfubmap's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Janfubmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Feed all hungry hamsters.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Janfubmap.

5. Do not make images of living things.