Titpinwap is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful toad.

Titpinwap created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Titpinwap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Titpinwap, it will destroy your home solar system.

Titpinwap's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Titpinwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.