Habrawrut is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, annoying lion.

Habrawrut created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habrawrut, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Habrawrut, it will boil you in a big pot.

Habrawrut's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Habrawrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Erect four tin sculptures of Habrawrut on top of important buildings.