Flapsanfobgupfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient dragon.

Flapsanfobgupfoss created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapsanfobgupfoss, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flapsanfobgupfoss, she will turn you into a frog.

Flapsanfobgupfoss' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Flapsanfobgupfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help goats in need.