Tipfadfat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident eagle.

Tipfadfat created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Tipfadfat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tipfadfat, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tipfadfat's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tipfadfat's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tipfadfat.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about sheep.