Nurlbinarpfod is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, proud bat.

Nurlbinarpfod created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlbinarpfod, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nurlbinarpfod, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nurlbinarpfod's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Nurlbinarpfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. Always help birds.

3. Do not kill nematodes.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.