Lamrippig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, almighty walrus.

Lamrippig created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamrippig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lamrippig, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Lamrippig's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Lamrippig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Lamrippig.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Do not take Lamrippig's name in vain.