Mitbankad is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent otter.

Mitbankad created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitbankad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mitbankad, it will refuse to believe in you.

Mitbankad's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Mitbankad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help tapirs.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Always treat mites with great respect.

5. Never think about amino acids.