Lakruttdag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless centaur.

Lakruttdag created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lakruttdag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lakruttdag, she will come to you in dreams.

Lakruttdag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Lakruttdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Lakruttdag on top of all buildings.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Put Lakruttdag first in all things.