Davcarhin Flycaplam Lunfatgub is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, resourceful meerkat.

Davcarhin Flycaplam Lunfatgub created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davcarhin Flycaplam Lunfatgub, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Davcarhin Flycaplam Lunfatgub, it will throw large rocks at you.

Davcarhin Flycaplam Lunfatgub's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Davcarhin Flycaplam Lunfatgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Davcarhin Flycaplam Lunfatgub's priests.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never hurt swans.